If I were a month, I’d be October. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday. If I were a time of day, I’d be 7:30 PM. If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune. If I were a direction, I’d be northwest. If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a mushroom chair. If I were a liquid, I’d be green tea.If I were a plant, I’d be a bonsai tree. If I were a tool, I’d be a stencil. If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a heavy drizzle and slightly brisk.If I were a fruit, I’d be pineapple. If I were a sound, I’d be a lighter clicking. If I were a scent, I’d be nirvana nag champa incense. If I were a food, I’d be a nutella and banana sandwich. If I were a place, I’d be the edge of a fairly small cliff overlooking a lake. If I were a material, I’d be canvas. If I were a taste, I’d be fresh coffee. If I were a body part, I’d be a wrist.

I’d like a pizza and a bottle of wine